elizabeth_rice: Derek and Stiles in Stiles's jeep, scene is from episode 2x02 (Fandom 09)
elizabeth_rice ([personal profile] elizabeth_rice) wrote in [community profile] fanfic_by_lizzy2017-02-27 06:26 pm

Teen Wolf: Death By Cliché [Double Drabble]

Death by Cliché (200 words) by elizabeth_rice
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf)
Additional Tags: Challenge Response, Humor, Double Drabble, Mid-Canon, Canon - TV
Series: Part 10 of SBIGTTS Project

Derek just doesn't appreciate Stiles's humour.

Notes: I was working on a short story for my horror badge but it just wasn't working so I've reduced it to 200 words and used it for this challenge. [community profile] fan_flashworks's prompt: cliche, and SBIGTTS: Writing: "write a drabble that's exactly 200 words". Originally posted here.

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"I don't like this."

Stiles slapped Scott on the back and nodded, "Me too. In fact, I have a very bad feeling about this."

Scott nodded, "Yeah."

Stiles stared at him. "Oh my god, have you still not seen Star Wars?!"

"Stiles!" Derek glared at him from the front. "Shut up."

Stiles rolled his eyes but followed them.

"Have you guys thought about how we'll see or catch this ghost? They are supposed to be incorporeal." Stiles crouched behind them.

Derek smiled nastily at him. "Don't worry, Stiles. I have a plan. All you have to do is talk to him the way you do every damn day and hopefully he'll turn corporeal just to strangle your neck!"

Derek returned to watching the school park. Scott covered his mouth as he laughed silently while Stiles made faces behind Derek's back.

Then Derek turned to Scott and caught Stiles. He poked Stiles on his forehead and pushed him off-balance. Stiles scrambled up, dusting leaves and stuff off himself.

"Cute, Hale," Stiles said. "Cute. Not."

"Shut up, or I will kill you," Derek grinned wide. "With my teeth."

Stiles was not impressed. "Okay, you are not allowed to use that again. Ever."

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